Not Safe Enough?

The Owner promised early on in his campaign that he would close Guantanamo Bay. It's going to be disappointing when we can't go there for vacation any more, because I really enjoy hanging out on the beach with all the Havanese bitches...those are some hot poodles!

Anyway, turns out that the citizens of the U.S. are a little apprehensive about keeping captured terrorists and POW's in U.S. jails...so now Owner's buddy Eric Holder (who owns a disgusting cat by the smell of his shoes, btw) is begging Europe to keep the bad guys for us.

I don't know why everyone's so worried about keeping terrorists here...I also serve as the First Watchdog. No terrorists are going anywhere while I'm on the prowl.

Reading Material

I was trotting around Owner's big wooden desk this morning and found a book on the floor, The Forgotten Man. One thing I've discovered, is that when humans leave something on the floor, it's usually something they don't care about (they leave so many free Skittles lying around). Owner's wife slept in way too late (too much doggie style last night), and I'm a morning dog who needs his kibbles 'n bits to start the day...so I figured this book that Owner tossed aside could tide me over for a while.

Little did I know, but Owner's book was his homework assignment given to him by the Republicans in Congress. No problem, he won't miss it...you humans think too much anyway

I Finally Got My Blog Going!

It took a while, but I finally got a computer that would work with my paws! As you may know, today was Owner's first cabinet meeting. Owner and company spent several hours debating whether or not to get me a Mac or PC...in the end they decided on neither.

They went with this high-tech, uber expensive model from Japan. It's waterproof (I'm not completely done with Obedience school) and comes with a giant, modified Dance-Dance Revolution pad that plugs into the computer that I can use as a keyboard.

Don't worry, I'll make sure those millions of tax dollars are well spent as I keep you informed about what's really going on in the White House and around the world...through use of my keen canine instincts!