Canine Health Care Plan

Owner decided Monday he was going to sit down with health care companies and try to negotiate ways to bring down health care costs. Well I don't know much about that, but what I do know is that something people don't pay much attention to and what should be brought to the top of Congress' agenda is the astronomical costs of veterinary care!

It's no problem for me, as the American Taxpayers foot my vet bills. Don't worry, it's only a couple hundred thousand dollars per year, but hey, I'm the First Pooch, so I deserve it. I'm concerned about my fellow dogs, most of whom are unemployed and cannot afford to pay for their own veterinary care. Their owners absolutely HAVE to have a pet, so it should move to the top of the agenda to provide dog owners with full vet care benefits, as us canines are some of the most underprivileged and downtrodden citizens in America. I mean, we don't even have the right to vote, can't we at least get guaranteed health care???