I Hate Pictures

So the White house has put my OFFICIAL portrait up on the White House blog for all to see. Thankfully they didn't make me wear my god-awful collar...clothes are overrated anyway. I'm a dog who looks much better in the nude.

Anyway, today I plan on being in Owner's office to see if he has a chat with Iran. He'll most likely be taking a couple calls from Akmadinni-jihad and from the SUPREME AYATOLLAH and he'll most likely congratulate them on their clean and decisive election results and support for democracy.

Then maybe some calls to North Korea to express congratulatory remarks on their missile that can possibly make it farther than the coastal waters of Korea...perhaps even to Owner's home state of Hawaii!

My NBC Feature

NBC tonight had a feature done on me, and frankly it was kind of embarrassing. They stated that it took me 6 months to get house trained, but I was totally ready to live in the White House WAY sooner than that! They showed me prancing about all over the white house lawn with those STUPID wide-angle lenses, and it made me look way fatter than in real life.

What many of you don't know, is that that was a pre-recorded tape. Today I was actually touring the pyramids with Owner. While he was busy pointing out that some of the pyramid hieroglyphics looked like him, I was busy desecrating all of the cat structures the ancient Egyptians held so dear. Hey, these are my pyramids now.Our tour guide got really "pissed" when I started marking my territory on some the mummified cats...apparently that isn't so hot for mummy preservation...

To The Obamamobile!

The political/news humor website Punditkitchen.com (the political side of Failblog.org) recently featured a user-captioned picture of Owner and myself: