Friday, June 19, 2009

I Hate Pictures

So the White house has put my OFFICIAL portrait up on the White House blog for all to see. Thankfully they didn't make me wear my god-awful collar...clothes are overrated anyway. I'm a dog who looks much better in the nude.

Anyway, today I plan on being in Owner's office to see if he has a chat with Iran. He'll most likely be taking a couple calls from Akmadinni-jihad and from the SUPREME AYATOLLAH and he'll most likely congratulate them on their clean and decisive election results and support for democracy.

Then maybe some calls to North Korea to express congratulatory remarks on their missile that can possibly make it farther than the coastal waters of Korea...perhaps even to Owner's home state of Hawaii!

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