My NBC Feature

NBC tonight had a feature done on me, and frankly it was kind of embarrassing. They stated that it took me 6 months to get house trained, but I was totally ready to live in the White House WAY sooner than that! They showed me prancing about all over the white house lawn with those STUPID wide-angle lenses, and it made me look way fatter than in real life.

What many of you don't know, is that that was a pre-recorded tape. Today I was actually touring the pyramids with Owner. While he was busy pointing out that some of the pyramid hieroglyphics looked like him, I was busy desecrating all of the cat structures the ancient Egyptians held so dear. Hey, these are my pyramids now.Our tour guide got really "pissed" when I started marking my territory on some the mummified cats...apparently that isn't so hot for mummy preservation...